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13 March 2021 (21:41) 
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25 May 2021 (11:31) 
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Year:
2007
Language:
english
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The pressure’s really piling up
on Greg Heffley. His mom thinks
video games are turning his
brain to mush, so she wants her
son to put down the controller
and explore his “creative side.”
As if that’s not scary enough,
Halloween is just around the
corner and the frights are coming
at Greg from every angle.
When he discovers a bag of gummy worms, it sparks an idea.
Can Greg get his mom off his back by making a movie . . . and will
he become rich and famous in the process? Or will doubling down
on this plan just double Greg’s troubles?

EVERYBODY LOVES THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID SERIES!

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ISBN 978-1-4197-2344-5

OTHER BOOKS BY JEFF KINNEY
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Old School
The Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book
The Wimpy Kid Movie Diary
COMING SOON: MORE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID

DIARY

by Jeff Kinney

AMULET BOOKS
New York

PUBLISHER’S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and
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and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments,
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OCTOBER

Wednesday
My parents are always saying the world doesn’t
revolve around me, but sometimes I wonder if it
actually DOES.
When I was a little kid, I saw this movie about
a man whose whole life is secretly being filmed
for a TV show. This guy is famous all over the
world, and he doesn’t KNOW it.
Well, ever since I saw that movie, I’ve kind of
figured the same thing is probably happening to ME.

At first I was annoyed my life was being
broadcast without my permission. But then I
realized that if millions of people are tuning in
every day to see what I’m up to, that’s actually
kind of COOL.

Sometimes I worry that my life is too BORING
to be its own television show, so I try to do
something entertaining every now and then to give
the people watching at home a good chuckle.

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The other thing I do is send my audience little
signals to let them know I’m in on the secret.

If my life’s a TV show, then there’s gotta be
commercial breaks. I figure they must run the ads
when I’m in the bathroom, so I always make a
big entrance after I finish up in there.

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But sometimes I wonder how much of my life is
REAL and how much of it is RIGGED. Because
half the things that happen to me are so
ridiculous, I wonder if someone ELSE is pulling
the strings.

If it’s all fake, the LEAST the people in
charge can do is give me some juicier story lines
to work with.

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Every once in a while I wonder if the people in
my life are who they SEEM to be, or if they’re
really just ACTORS.
If they’re actors, I hope the kid who’s playing
my friend Rowley gets an award, because he’s
doing a great job pretending to be a doofus.

And if my brother Rodrick is actually just some
guy getting PAID to act like a jerk, then that
makes me see him in a whole new light.
Who knows? Maybe he’s a nice guy in real life, and
one day we’ll be good friends.

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But if my PARENTS are actors, then that’s
just wrong.

I’ve made a lot of Mother’s and Father’s Day
cards over the years. If this is all a sham, then
I deserve to get paid for my time and effort.

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And speaking of getting paid, I’ll bet my REAL
parents are set for life, thanks to me.

But I’m doing everything I can to make sure
I can cash in later. On most TV shows, the
main character has a catchphrase that they say
at least once per episode. So I’ve come up with
a catchphrase of my OWN, and I drop it into
conversation every once in a while.

7

Later on I’m gonna slap my catchphrase on every
piece of merchandise I can think of and wait for
the money to start rolling in.

I’ll guarantee THIS, though. I’m not gonna end
up as one of those washed-up celebrities who sells
pictures at autograph conventions just to make a
cheap buck.

8

The one thing I’ve learned about television is that
sooner or later, every show gets canceled. But in
the last season they usually introduce a new pet or
a cute kid to bump up the ratings.
So when my little brother, Manny, was born, I
figured they were trying to replace me as the star
of the show with a fresh new face.

The thing I couldn’t figure out was how a
newborn baby could be an ACTOR. I thought
maybe Manny was a puppet being controlled by an
adult who was hidden from view.

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I never found any evidence that this was true,
but that didn’t stop me from checking every once
in a while just to make sure.

As Manny got older, it was pretty clear he was
getting around on his own. So then I wondered
if he was actually a super-high-tech windup toy or
even some kind of ROBOT.

Then I thought maybe EVERYBODY around
me was a robot and I was the only actual human
being in the family. Robots need electricity for
power, so that would explain why we have two or
three outlets in every room of the house.
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It would ALSO explain some of the things my
parents say when they think I’m not listening.

If robots use batteries, it explains why we have
so many of them in the plastic bin in the laundry
room. I’m not exactly sure where the batteries
GO, but I do have a few guesses.

11

I figured the only way to find out if my family
members were robots was to see if I could get
one of them to short-circuit. But either Dad’s a
waterproof model or he’s just a regular human with
no sense of humor.

THAT incident got me grounded for a week. The
people watching my show probably had a good
laugh, but I’m sure the ratings were in the toilet
for a while after that.

12

I guess there’s a chance that I’m just an
ordinary kid living a normal life, and I’m NOT
the star of some TV show. But there could still
be SOMEONE out there watching.
With all the planets in the universe, there’s
GOTTA be intelligent life out there. Some people
say that if aliens were real, UFOs would be
zipping around our skies all the time. But I figure
aliens are SMART, and they’re just keeping a low
profile until the time is right to invade.
They’re probably spying on us at this very
second, gathering information about the way we
live our lives.

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My bet is that houseflies are actually little drones
that the aliens use to beam images back to their
ships. Because if you’ve ever seen a picture of a
fly up close, it’s pretty obvious their “eyes” are
actually high-tech cameras.

The only thing I don’t understand is that aliens
seem to be really fascinated with dog poop. But I
guess they’ve got their reasons for that.

14

I’ve tried to explain my theories to my parents
and other grown-ups, but it’s pretty clear nobody
wants to hear what some kid has to say. So every
chance I get, I make sure the aliens know I’m
on their side.

I hope I got it right about the flies, though.
Because if the drones are actually MOSQUITOES,
we can probably expect an alien invasion any
second now.

15

The thing is, I’ve ALWAYS felt like someone’s
out there keeping tabs on my life.
After my grandmother passed away, Mom told
me I’d be safe because Nana was watching over me
from heaven. I think that’s great and all, but
I’ve got a lot of issues with the way it works.

I’m fine with Nana watching over me when I’m
riding a skateboard or doing something where I
could use a little extra protection. But there are
other times when you just need some privacy.
16

What worries me is that, when Nana was alive,
sometimes I could be pretty obnoxious. So if I
was her, I wouldn’t really CARE if something
happened to me.

17

If Nana looks the other way when I’m crossing
the street or something like that, I can’t say I
blame her.

I actually feel kind of BAD if Nana has to
keep an eye on me twenty-four hours a day. She
worked hard all her life as a waitress, so she
earned the right to RELAX.

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I hope she’s sitting in a bubble bath up there
in heaven reading her romance novels, and not
watching some ungrateful middle school kid doing
his homework every night.

I’ll tell you THIS: If I get into heaven, I’m
gonna spend all my time swimming in a giant pool
filled with jelly beans or doing loop-the-loops
around the clouds.

19

There’s no chance I’m gonna get stuck watching
over some great grandkid I hardly even knew.

The only thing that will make it fun is if I have
the power to punish my descendants whenever they
do something annoying.

20

Recently, Mom told me it’s not just NANA who’s
watching over me, it’s ALL my relatives who’ve
passed away.
I kind of wish she hadn’t told me that, because
now when I copy off of Alex Aruda’s paper
during a spelling test, I feel a lot more guilty
about it.

I want to know how many generations this
thing goes BACK. I’m fine with a few hundred
years or so, but if it’s my whole family tree
all the way to the beginning, that’s a totally
different story.
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I mean, if I’ve got relatives from caveman times
watching over me, those guys are probably gonna be
pretty confused by what I do on an average day.

To be honest, I’m not comfortable with all these
people looking over my shoulder. If my relatives
are really watching me every time I step out of
the shower or taste my earwax, it’s gonna be
pretty awkward when we reunite later on.

22

Thursday
We have the book fair at school this week, and
this morning Mom gave me twenty dollars to spend.
I THOUGHT I was allowed to pick whatever I
wanted, but it turns out Mom expected me to spend
the money on BOOKS.
When you get the chance to own a giant pencil
with googly eyes, though, it’s kind of hard to
pass up.

Besides the pencil, I got a poster with a cat
saying something sarcastic, an eraser shaped like a
panda, a calculator that glows in the dark, a pen
that writes underwater, and another giant pencil
with googly eyes, just in case the first one gets
lost or stolen.
23

I thought there was a chance Mom might not
be happy with the way I spent her money, so
I made sure to also buy a yo-yo with a good
message on it.

But Mom wasn’t impressed. She says I have to
go back tomorrow and trade in all the stuff I
bought for books.
Mom says the brain is like a muscle, and if you
don’t exercise it by reading and doing creative
stuff, it’ll get weak and mushy.
She says video games and TV are making my brain
flabby, and if something doesn’t change I’m
basically gonna be a mindless zombie for the rest
of my life.
24

Mom said if I turned off the television and put
down my game controller, I might discover a
talent I never knew I had.
That’s a nice idea and all, but I feel like every
time Mom’s tried to get me to step out of my
comfort zone, I’ve fallen flat on my face.
In the third grade we had a Poetry unit in school,
and when I showed her what I was working on,
Mom was pretty impressed. She sent one of my
poems off to the National Poetry Council to see if
THEY thought it was any good.
Two weeks later, we got a letter back in the mail.

25

Mom was REALLY excited about the news, and
I admit I was, too. I kind of got into the
idea of being a poet, and even started to dress
differently at school.

But it turns out the whole “Poetry Anthology”
thing was a big JOKE. First of all, the book
was about a thousand pages long, and all the
poems were in really tiny print. It took me a half
hour to find my poem in there, and they spelled
my name wrong, anyway.

26

I read a few of the other poems, and they were
AWFUL. Most of them seemed like they were
written by five-year-olds.

It was pretty obvious that ANYONE could have
their poem included in this book, and the whole
“nation’s best work” thing was just a bunch of
baloney. I guess the way the National Poetry
Council makes money is by selling the book to all
the suckers who got PUBLISHED in it.
What I know for sure is, the Poetry Council made
a LOT of money off of us. Mom bought ten copies
to hand out to relatives, and the books were
eighty bucks a pop.
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Plus, she bought a few extra copies for ME, in case
I wanted to give them to my kids one day.
The National Poetry Council kept sending us
letters and calling, asking us to buy more books,
and I think after a while Mom finally realized it
was all just a giant scam.
My copies of the “Poetry Anthology” are in the
laundry room, but at least they’re being put to
good use.

Once Mom got it in her head that I was
SPECIAL, she wouldn’t let it go. She even tried
to get me into the Talented and Gifted program
at school.
28

In my elementary school, all the really smart kids
were in the Talented and Gifted program.
But I guess the teachers didn’t want us regular
kids to feel bad about ourselves, so when they
called the Talented and Gifted group out of class
for their meetings, they used a code name.

Mr. Halper was our janitor, and for a long time
I thought the kids in Mr. Halper’s Helpers were
just volunteers who wanted to give him a hand
emptying the trash and stuff like that.

29

Then I finally realized that Mr. Halper’s Helpers
were all the brainiest kids in our grade.

Mom thought I belonged in Talented and Gifted,
so she tried to convince the school to let me in.
But I had to take a TEST to prove I was
smart enough.
I don’t remember everything on the test, but I
do remember one of the questions.

30

Looking back, I guess I was supposed to write
down something else Johnny was the best at.
But I really didn’t like this Johnny character, so
I wrote something different.
Even though I totally flunked the test, Mom
was mad at the school because she thought I was
smart enough to be in Talented and Gifted. But
believe me, those kids are on a whole different level.
I’m actually kind of grateful I didn’t make
the cut, because in middle school, kids like Alex
Aruda have to stay inside during recess to do the
teachers’ tax returns.

31

I guess Mom felt pretty bad I didn’t get into
Talented and Gifted, but a few weeks later she
told me some good news. She said I got picked by
the school to be in a special club called the “Champs”
that had secret meetings twice a week.
Well, I was really excited about this Champs thing
and was nervous when I went to my first secret
meeting. But it turns out the Champs were just
kids like me who had trouble pronouncing their “R”s,
and we had to work with Mrs. Pressey on Tuesdays
and Thursdays in the library to try to improve.

I don’t know who came up with the Champs
name, but let me tell you, we thought it was
AWESOME.
32

During recess, if the Champs were coming
through, all the other kids got out of the way.

The only kids who didn’t like us were the Language
Lizards, which was the group that met on Mondays
and Wednesdays to work on their “S” sounds. But
I think the Language Lizards were just jealous of
us because they had such a lousy name.

33

Me and the other Champs were tight, and I
really looked forward to those Tuesday and
Thursday meetings because they always ended up
turning into a free-for-all.

But Mom got frustrated that I wasn’t making
any progress with my Rs, so she hired a private
tutor to work with me after school. And after a
few months, I could say my Rs with no problem.

34

Unfortunately, that meant I didn’t need to be in
the Champs anymore. For a few weeks I actually
FAKED like I couldn’t say my Rs just so I could
stay in the club. But one day I let my guard
down and slipped up.

From that day on I was an outcast. Even the
Language Lizards didn’t want anything to do
with me.

35

I guess EVERY parent thinks their kid is
special, even when they’re not. But I think it’s
starting to get a little out of control.
Manny played soccer this spring, and his team
STUNK. They never got a single goal, and the
other teams scored at least ten times a game. It
didn’t help that their goalie, Tucker Remy, spent
the whole time stuffing grass in his belly button.

At the end of the season, they had a trophy
ceremony. I thought only the kids on the
WINNING team would get trophies, which is how
it worked back when I played soccer. But I guess
some parents were worried the kids on the losing
teams might feel bad about themselves, so this
year EVERYONE got a trophy.
36

They were GOOD trophies, too. They were
gigantic and made of metal, not cheap plastic
like the ones handed out when I was little. And
no kid was more proud to get his trophy than
Tucker Remy.

I wonder if these kids will be messed up later on in
life, though. Because I know those soccer trophies
are having an effect on ME. Every so often I’ll
think about entering a contest at school, but when
I see the size of the trophies, I lose interest.

37

Friday
Today I returned most of the stuff I bought
from the book fair, but when Mom saw what I
got to replace it, she wasn’t all that thrilled.
I traded for a bunch of those Spineticklers books
everyone at school is so crazy about.

Mom said she wanted me to get books that were
more “challenging,” but I didn’t really have much
of a choice. Since the book fair is a few weeks
before Halloween, this is the kind of stuff
they’re selling.
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I’d say about 90% of the books at the fair were
from the Spineticklers series. There were a bunch
of Spineticklers rip-offs, too. I don’t know if
it’s legal to do that kind of thing, but something
about it doesn’t seem right.

39

It feels like these scary books just came out
of NOWHERE. The last series that was really
popular at my school was the Underpants Bandits
books, but those are yesterday’s news now.
In fact, I saw a kid walking down the hall with
an Underpants Bandits book earlier this week,
and an eighth-grader gave him an atomic wedgie.

I’m not usually a big fan of scary stories, because
when I read them I end up having nightmares.
But Rowley’s even more of a chicken than I am,
because all the books HE picked out were from the
Spineticklers JUNIOR series, which are supposed
to be for kindergartners.
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At least I’m brave enough for the REAL stuff.
One of the books I bought is about this guy who
gets frozen and then wakes up in the future.

I thought it was just a bunch of science fiction,
but Albert Sandy said he heard about this rich
guy who’s doing it for REAL.
41

Albert said he saw this news report about an
old billionaire who’s really sick, and he paid a ton
of money to freeze himself. Then, in a hundred
years, he’s gonna get UNfrozen. He’s betting
that by then they’ll know how to cure every
disease and he can go on living forever.

This freezing thing sounds like a great plan to
ME. And if I strike it rich one day, I’m gonna
do the EXACT same thing.
But I’m not gonna wait till I’m old like that
billionaire.
42

The way I see it, if you freeze yourself when you’re
too old, then when they unfreeze you in the future,
you’re gonna be too grumpy to have any fun.

So if I win the lottery or something in the next
few years, I’m gonna use the money to buy myself
a one-way ticket to the future.

43

I’m not telling anyone about my plan, though.
There’s this jerk at our school named Phillip
Crivello, and his parents are rich.
So if he gets the same idea as me, I could still be
dealing with him a hundred years from now.

But I’m not sure if a hundred years is far enough
to go.
By then I’m sure I’ll have a bunch of great
nieces and nephews who need babysitting, and I’m
not spending all that money just so I can change
a bunch of dirty diapers in the future.
44

I’m planning on staying frozen a lot longer, like a
THOUSAND years, because by then things will be
REALLY interesting.
I’m not willing to go any further than that,
though, because who KNOWS how much human
beings will have evolved by then.

45

If I DON’T win the lottery in the next few
years, I guess I’m gonna have to find a cheaper
option. Albert Sandy said that people who can’t
afford to get their whole body frozen can just
freeze their BRAINS.
I’m kind of nervous handing my brain off to some
people I don’t even know, though. I’m guessing
they’re not paying their employees a lot of money
to basically wait around and do nothing, so I’m
kind of concerned about the quality of help they
have working at these freezing places.

46

After your brain gets unfrozen, I guess they’ll
put it in a robot body, which probably takes a lot
of getting used to.

But if I can scrape together enough money,
I’m gonna freeze my WHOLE body and do
it RIGHT. Because whenever you go with the
cheaper option, you end up regretting it.

47

Saturday
There are only a few weeks to go until Halloween,
and my family spent the morning putting up our
decorations in front of the house.
We used to keep it really basic and hung some
cobwebs, a few jack-o’-lanterns, and a plastic
spider or two. But then our neighbors started
going all out on Halloween, and suddenly our
decorations looked pretty skimpy.

So last year Mom handed Rodrick forty bucks and
told him to go out and pick up some more stuff
for the front porch.
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But Rodrick blew it all on this really awful electronic
plastic witch.

The way it works is, if you clap or make a loud
noise, the witch lets out this bloodcurdling cackle
that goes on FOREVER. Then it shakes and its
eyes glow red.

49

But whoever created that thing set the volume
too high, and there’s no way to turn it down. You
have to wait for the witch to go through its
whole routine, which is like two minutes long.
We hung it out over the front porch last year,
but little kids were too scared of the thing,
and the only trick-or-treaters we had were the
teenagers who came by after 10 p.m.

The day after Halloween, Dad put the witch on
a shelf in the furnace room in the basement, and
that’s where it’s been ever since. But that doesn’t
mean it’s stopped causing PROBLEMS.
50

The witch is SUPER sensitive to sound, and
sometimes the slightest noise will set it off, even
if the noise is on a different floor.

To make matters WORSE, the witch seems to
have a mind of its own, and sometimes it’ll go
off randomly even if no one makes a PEEP. I’ve
had at least two sleepovers end early because of
that thing.

51

I’ve been trying all year to convince Mom and
Dad to throw the witch away, but Dad says it’s
just a plastic toy and I need to stop being such
a scaredy-cat.
But I guess Mom got sick of the witch randomly
going off all the time, and a few weeks ago she
told Dad to go downstairs and take the batteries
out, which he did.
And what happened NEXT is the reason I
haven’t been in the furnace room ever since.

What stinks is that all my old Halloween costumes
are down in the furnace room. So unless Mom’s
willing to spring for something NEW, I guess
I’m not going trick-or-treating this year.
52

Sunday
Well, all the hard work we put into decorating for
Halloween yesterday got wiped out.
A bunch of geese got at the jack-o’-lanterns in
the middle of the night and made a HUGE mess.

Every fall, geese flying south for the winter
make a pit stop in our town and stick around for
a few weeks before heading back out. Usually they
poop all over the soccer field at the town park,
but other than that they’re pretty harmless.
For some reason, though, this year they’re
SUPER aggressive toward people.
53

For the past few weeks, me and Rowley have been
getting ambushed just about every day on our walk
home from school.

And the geese aren’t just going after KIDS,
either. Whenever Dad goes out to get the mail,
he’s gotta arm himself for battle.

Dad wants to call Animal Control to clear the
geese off our street, but Mom won’t let him.
54

She says geese have been flocking to these parts
for thousands of years, and if anything, WE’ RE
the ones intruding on THEIR lives.
I’m personally fine with animals, as long as they
keep their distance. But I think if we don’t draw
a line somewhere, we’re just headed for trouble.
My science teacher said that 40,000 years ago,
dogs used to be wild animals, just like wolves. But
then I guess they saw our warm fires and cozy
caves and wanted to get in on the action. So they
wagged their tails and did a few tricks and that’s
all it took.

55

Nowadays, dogs have it MADE. People spend all
kinds of money buying them gourmet food and
cushiony beds.
I’m sure the reason wolves seem so ticked off all
the time is because they’re just jealous THEY
didn’t think of kissing up to people first.

CATS aren’t stupid either. Last summer Mrs.
Fredericks up the street fed a stray cat that
was hanging out in her yard, and each night
after that MORE cats came. Now the cats have
completely taken over her house, and she recently
had to sell her car so she could afford to keep
feeding them.
56

We’ve got problems with our OWN pet, which is a
PIG. Personally, I think it should live outside in
a pen or a shed or something, but instead it lives
inside the house with US. And not only does it
use the same bathtub as me, but I’m 99% sure
it’s been using my TOOTHBRUSH, too.

And that thing is SMART, which makes me kind
of nervous.
57

In fact, I think it’s been trying to learn how to
COMMUNICATE with us. Manny has this toy
called a “See-and-Talk,” where you pull a string
and it says a word.

Somehow, the pig figured out how to USE the
See-and-Talk, and every so often it manages to
put together a full sentence.

58

Lately I’ve been thinking there’s gotta be a way
the two of us can team up. I’ve heard a pig’s
sense of smell is 2,000 times better than a human
being’s. That talent could really come in handy.
Mom always buys the Halloween candy for trickor-treaters a few weeks early, and she hides it
somewhere so the rest of us don’t get at it. I’ve
turned the house upside down looking for it, but
so far no luck. And if the pig knows what I’m
looking for, it’s not being very helpful.

This time of year is TORTURE for a kid. There
are all these candy commercials on TV, and every
time you walk into the grocery store it’s like they’re
TRYING to mess with you.
59

But Mom says I can’t have any candy until
Halloween night, which I think is totally cruel.

I think I’ve figured out a way to get my hands
on some candy BEFORE Halloween, though. My
school is having a contest called the “Balloon
Brigade,” which it does every October.
Each student gets a helium balloon, and everyone
releases theirs at the same time. They give you
these little cards to write your name and address
on, and when people find the balloons they’re
supposed to send them back.
60

The school has a big map on a bulletin board near
the library, and when a kid turns in a balloon,
Vice Principal Roy uses a thumbtack to mark how
far it went.

At the end of the week he measures the distance
each balloon traveled to find out whose went the
farthest, and that kid gets a REWARD.
61

Last year, Andrea Gennarro’s balloon traveled
forty-three miles, and she won a thirty-dollar
gift certificate for the book fair.
But THIS year the grand prize is a giant jar of
candy corn, which is sitting in Vice Principal Roy’s
office right now.

The school puts a little code on each balloon so
nobody cheats and turns in a store-bought balloon.
I’ve never had one of my balloons sent back to
me, though. I need to make SURE that whoever
finds mine doesn’t just ignore me, so I wrote
a three-page letter that I’m hoping will get a
response.
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Because when it comes to free candy, I’m not
messing around.

Monday
After lunch today the teachers led us all out to
the basketball court for the big Balloon Brigade
launch. I still get kind of nervous stepping foot
on the blacktop, because that’s where the Cheese
sat for a year and a half. There’s even a stain
where it used to be.

63

It’s been a long time since the Cheese terrorized
our school, but I guess some people actually
LIKED having something to be scared of. A
few different times kids have tried to start the
Cheese Touch back up, but the teachers are on
the lookout because they don’t want to have to go
through all that nonsense again.

One kid actually managed to sneak a piece of lunch
meat onto the court during recess, but the Roast
Roast Beef Touch didn’t have the same ring to it.

64

Still, someone’s ALWAYS trying to start some
new thing. This year it’s all about the chairs in
the auditorium.
The chairs are red except ONE, which is yellow
and has a busted leg. Apparently some kid peed
on it during a really long assembly last month.
And if you’re not paying attention and sit in the
yellow chair, you’re pretty much finished for the
rest of the school year.

If you ask me, people should just be happy
the Cheese Touch is behind us and stop trying
to replace it with something else. Because the
last thing you need in middle school is anything
EXTRA to worry about.
65

Today, Vice Principal Roy did a countdown on his
bullhorn and everyone released their balloons. I
have to admit, it was kind of exciting to see all of
them go up in the air at the same time.

But the excitement didn’t last LONG.
Almost all of the balloons went straight into the
new cell phone tower they built on the hill next to
the football field, and didn’t go any farther.
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Luckily, my balloon was weighed down by the
letter I wrote, so it went UNDER the tower,
and then it cleared the trees on the other side.
I don’t think my balloon is gonna make it as far
as Andrea Gennarro’s did, but I don’t NEED it
to. As long as someone finds the balloon and sends
it back, that jar of candy corn is MINE.
I just hope they write instead of call. I put
Mom’s cell phone number on my letter, but
apparently it’s gonna be a few days before they fix
the tower and people in town can get service again.

67

Wednesday
It’s been two days, and still no word on my
balloon. I’m starting to get a little worried,
because the contest ends Monday, and if nobody
gets their balloon back, I’m sure Vice Principal
Roy is gonna keep the candy for HIMSELF.
Lately I’ve been having trouble staying focused
at school, but luckily my homework hasn’t been
that hard. Our reading assignment was to write
a biography on a famous author, so I chose the
Spineticklers guy.
But it turns out there’s barely ANY information on
him. In fact, the only thing I could find was the
little blurb in the back of his books.

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The good news is that since I wasn’t really able
to find anything on I.M. Spooky, I was finished
with my entire author’s bio in about two minutes.

With a name like I.M. Spooky, I guess you have
no CHOICE but to write scary books for a living.
I kind of wish I had never started reading
those Spineticklers books, though. Because once
you start reading them, it’s hard to STOP. And
they’re starting to affect my everyday life.
69

Going to the dentist was never that much fun to
begin with, but after I read Spineticklers number
67, it got even WORSE.

I’ve checked out every Spineticklers book from the
library, and I even borrowed a few Spineticklers
Junior books from Rowley so I could keep going.
And just like I predicted, the books are starting
to give me nightmares. Spineticklers number 71 is
about this kid who grows a lizard tail and tries to
hide it from his family and teachers.
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That one really stressed me out, and the night I
read it, I had a dream that I was the one with
the tail.
Actually, my dream started off really GOOD,
because there are a bunch of fun things you can do
with a tail that you wouldn’t even think of.

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In my dream I wasn’t ashamed of my tail, I
was PROUD of it. And I used it to its full
advantage.

The only thing I didn’t like about it was that when
I got excited about something, everyone could tell.

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Then all of a sudden my tail became a PROBLEM.
People got jealous, and the next thing I knew, I
was being hunted like I was some kind of monster.

I ran for my LIFE and escaped through a
window, and the townspeople chased me down the
street and through a shopping mall. I almost got
away, but then my tail got stuck in the escalator.

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I swear I could actually FEEL it happen, and it
woke me up.

In fact, the dream was so realistic that I turned
on the light to see if I actually DID have a tail.
And I have to say, I was a little disappointed
when I realized that nothing was there.

That’s not the ONLY bad dream I’ve had
because of those books, though.
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The other night I had a dream where I was
captured by zombie pirates and made to walk
the plank. For some reason, I kept repeating
this stupid rhyme.

Unfortunately, I was saying it for REAL, so
now Rodrick has a video of me talking in my sleep.

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Sometimes my dreams are so ridiculous I actually
KNOW I’m having a nightmare. And when that
happens, I try to snap out of it.

Other times I THINK I’m having a nightmare
but I’m actually NOT. Then when I try to wake
myself up, I realize I’m not asleep.

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Mom has this book that explains how to make
sense of dreams, and it’s actually pretty
interesting. Basically everything that happens in
your dreams has some kind of deeper meaning.

Apparently the one about the tail means I’m
ashamed of something in my past. And the dream
about the pirates means I’m stressed out about
not being a good enough friend.
The other night I had a dream that all my teeth
were loose, and apparently that one’s about a fear
of getting older, which kind of makes sense.

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But it’s gonna take me FOREVER to decode the
dream I had LAST night, because that one was
just completely bonkers.

Thursday
It turns out picking the Spineticklers author
for my reading assignment was a bad call. Almost
ALL the kids in my class did their author
biographies on I.M. Spooky, and NOBODY
could find any information on the guy. I think
our teacher, Mrs. Mott, thought we were trying
to be funny, so she said we all had to stay in for
recess every day until we redid our assignment.
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I think part of why Mrs. Mott got so mad is
that she’s getting sick of everyone doing their
book reports on the Spineticklers series.
Last week at least five kids picked the exact
same book for their assignment, and it just about
pushed Mrs. Mott over the edge.

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But the last straw was when Amanda Pickler did
a Book Talk on “The Brain with a Mind of Its
Own.” Amanda brought in a fake brain made out
of Jell-O, but she lost her grip and dropped it on
the floor, which made two kids pass out.

A bunch of parents aren’t happy about the
Spineticklers books, either. I heard that Danny
McGlurk’s dad went to last week’s PTA meeting
and said he wanted the books banned because they
promote WITCHCRAFT.

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Apparently, Mr. McGlurk caught Danny dabbling
in the “dark arts” in his garage, and Mr.
McGlurk blamed it all on the Spineticklers books.
But the way I heard it, Danny was just
practicing magic tricks for the fall talent show.

I seriously hope the Spineticklers books don’t get
banned, because they’re the only thing keeping my
reading grade up.
We’re required to read fifteen books by the end of
the year, and ALL of mine are from that series.
The way you prove you finished reading a book is
by taking a multiple-choice test on the computer.
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I’ve gotten a 100% on every single test I’ve
taken so far, which I guess proves I’m really
paying attention when I read the books.

When I got home, I told Mom how Mrs. Mott
was making us redo our author biographies, and I
didn’t know what to do.
But Mom told me the reason I couldn’t find any
information on I.M. Spooky is because he’s not an
actual PERSON.
I told Mom that was ridiculous because this guy
has written almost 200 books. But Mom said
sometimes publishers create a fictional author and
then hire a bunch of people to write books under
that name.
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I gotta say, if that’s true I feel kind of
cheated. But I feel worse for ROWLEY, because
he wasted his time writing I.M. Spooky a letter.

Mom was trying to help me find a different
author who’s an actual human being when there was
a knock at our door. I answered it, and there
was a lady and some kid I’d never seen before.

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I was pretty spooked when she asked if my
name was Greg Heffley. That’s when I saw the
deflated balloon in the kid’s hand, and I put two
and two together.
At first I was kind of excited, because if someone
found my BALLOON, that meant I was gonna
get that giant jar of candy corn. But then I
remembered what I wrote in my letter and wished
I could take some of it back.

I didn’t want these people thinking I was some
weird kid who makes friends by sending out letters
attached to helium balloons. But I guess it didn’t
really matter. I figured I could just take my
balloon back and send them on their way.
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Before I knew it, though, Mom was at the front
door, and she invited them INSIDE. Thirty
seconds later we had these two total strangers
sitting at our kitchen table.

The lady introduced herself as Mrs. Selsam and
said her son’s name was Maddox. They live in the
next town over. Apparently this kid Maddox was
practicing the violin in his bedroom and saw the
balloon dangling from a tree branch outside.

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Mrs. Selsam said their house is way out in the
sticks, and they don’t really have any neighbors.
Plus, because she works full-time and goes to
school at night, she doesn’t get many chances to
set up “playdates” for Maddox.
She said that when she read the letter she knew
it was “meant to be,” and they got in the car and
drove right over.

I was starting to get REALLY uncomfortable.
All I was trying to do was win some candy corn,
and now things were getting totally out of control.
But before I could explain this was all a big
misunderstanding, Mom told me I should take
Maddox upstairs and get to know him while she
chatted with Mrs. Selsam in the kitchen.
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So now this kid was in my ROOM. And it seemed
like it was just as awkward for HIM as it was
for ME.

I tried making conversation, but I couldn’t get
a WORD out of him. Eventually I gave up and
just pretended he wasn’t there.
When I turned on my computer to play a
video game, though, Maddox turned into a
TOTALLY different person. He got all worked
up and started making strange noises.

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I didn’t know WHAT was going on, but five
seconds later Mrs. Selsam came running into my
room and turned off my monitor. She said she
doesn’t allow Maddox to play video games, and the
reason he was so “animated” was because he’d never
actually SEEN one before.

I wish she hadn’t said her kid doesn’t play video
games, because I didn’t need Mom getting any
crazy ideas.
Maddox was having trouble calming down, so
Mrs. Selsam said they should probably be heading
home. And that was just fine by ME. But I
wish I hadn’t been so eager to get them out the
door, because after they drove away I realized I
never did get my balloon back.
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Saturday
Yesterday I told Vice Principal Roy that someone
found my balloon, but he wouldn’t hand over the
candy corn unless I brought the balloon in to
prove it.

So today when Mom said she wanted to take me
to Maddox’s house for a get-together, I was all
for it. I figured I’d make a little chitchat, grab
the balloon, and be on my way.
But Mom had OTHER plans. When we got to the
Selsams’ house, which really WAS in the middle of
nowhere, Mom said she was gonna go into town
and have coffee with Mrs. Selsam while I hung
back with Maddox.
Believe me, if I would’ve known THAT was gonna
be the deal, I never would’ve gotten in the car.
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When Mom dropped me off, I figured I might
as well try to make the most of it. Maddox was
actually TALKING this time, so that was a
decent start at least.
I asked Maddox if he had any junk food, but he
said his mom doesn’t let him have any of that kind
of stuff. I asked him if he wanted to watch some
TV, but he told me they didn’t HAVE a television.
At first I thought he was joking, but sure enough,
in the family room there was a BOOKSHELF
where the TV was supposed to go.

In fact, there were books EVERYWHERE in
this house.
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I asked Maddox what he does for fun, and he said
he either practices his violin or plays with his Legos.
I was pretty relieved to hear that he actually had
some TOYS, because I was starting to wonder
about this kid.
But when he showed me what he had in his bedroom,
I was totally blown away.

He had a whole Lego CITY in there. Maddox said
he wants to be an engineer when he grows up,
and whenever he asks for a Lego set, his mom
buys it for him. All I can say is, she must have
spent a FORTUNE.

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I wanted to play with some of the big sets
Maddox had, but he wouldn’t let me go anywhere
NEAR them.

He told me if I wanted to play with his Legos, I
could use the pieces from his “leftovers” bin. That
was a pretty big letdown, because the leftovers
bin was filled with a bunch of random pieces.

So while Maddox was putting together a 500-piece
Lego spaceship, I did the best with what I had.
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After about an hour and a half, Mom and Mrs.
Selsam finally came back. Luckily, my balloon was
sitting on the little table next to the front
door, so I grabbed it on the way out.
But just when I was about to get in the car,
Mrs. Selsam came running out with Maddox right
behind her. Maddox said I “stole” from him. I
tried to explain that the balloon was actually
MINE, and I was just taking it BACK.

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But Maddox wasn’t talking about the BALLOON.
He said I stole one of his LEGOS. Apparently
one of the pieces was missing from his leftovers
bin. And don’t even ask me how he knew THAT.
I swore up and down I didn’t take any of his
Legos, and I even turned my pockets inside out
to prove it. But he STILL wasn’t satisfied.
So I actually let Maddox and Mrs. Selsam pat me
down, which was totally humiliating. But I gotta
admit it was pretty satisfying when they couldn’t
find anything on me.

After that I thought I was in the clear, and
I turned to get in the car.
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That’s when Maddox spotted a Lego that was
stuck to my elbow.

What really stinks is that it was one of those
tiny square pieces, and I’m sure Maddox had a
BILLION of those in his leftovers bin.

Anyway, that’s how our “playdate” ended.
On a positive note, I got what I came for. But
on the way home, Mom seemed pretty upset. I
thought she was mad about the Lego piece, but
she wasn’t.
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She said she was disappointed I didn’t hit it off
with Maddox, because she thought he was a good
“role model” for me.

But if Mom wants to connect me with someone I’ll
actually look UP to, she’s gonna have to try a
little harder.
Monday
For the past few days, Mom’s been doing an
experiment on me and Rodrick. She wanted to see
how long we’d go before one of us would take out
the trash without being told. But I guess we
failed the test, because last night she gave up.

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At dinner, Mom said she didn’t go to college just
so she could spend her time cleaning up after
everyone and scraping gum off our shoes. She said
she needed to be in a “stimulating environment”
and was going back to school full-time to finish her
master’s degree.
She said that for this to work, everyone’s gonna
have to pitch in extra around the house. So to
make chores “fun,” she created a “Grab Bag,”
which is a pillowcase filled with little slips of paper
that have random jobs written down on them.
I’m pretty sure she got the idea from “Family
Frolic” magazine.

Me and Rodrick are supposed to reach into the
Grab Bag every day after school and do a chore.
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Mom told us that if we do our chores, she’ll let us
dip into the Halloween candy a little early.
Well, that’s proof it’s SOMEWHERE in the
house. But that’s just gonna be BONUS candy
for me, because today at school I traded in my
balloon for that big jar of candy corn in Vice
Principal Roy’s office. And as soon as I got
home, I hid it in the bottom drawer of my
dresser so I didn’t have to share it with anyone.
After that was taken care of, I reached into
the Grab Bag and pulled out a slip of paper and
got “Polish the Silverware,” which has to be the
worst chore in there.

Rodrick must have added his OWN items to the
Grab Bag, because I found him asleep next to a
slip of paper with his handwriting on it.
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I decided to help myself to some candy corn as a
reward for finishing my chore, but when I walked
into my room, my bottom drawer was open and the
jar was EMPTY.

It didn’t take me long to find the culprit. I
found the pig stumbling around the kitchen like it
was drunk or something.
At first I was mad, because not only did the pig
eat all my candy corn, but it somehow figured out
how to unscrew the jar to do it.
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Then I started getting kind of WORRIED,
because the pig really didn’t look so good.

I figured Grandpa might know what to do, but
he was out on a date with Mrs. Fredericks. I
woke Rodrick up and asked HIM what to do, and
he said I should call Dad. So I did, but Dad was
in a meeting.
I didn’t want to bother Mom, because I knew she
was at her college signing up for classes. But the
pig was turning green, so I called her anyway. I
told her that the pig seemed pretty sick, and
she asked me if it had eaten anything strange.

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I really didn’t wanna tell her it had gotten into
my candy corn, so I told her I wasn’t sure. She
said we’d better take the pig to the vet just
in case, and that she was leaving school and would
meet us there.
Rodrick wasn’t happy I was waking him up for
the second time in five minutes, but one look at
the pig convinced him we needed to get moving.

On the ride over, I held the pig in my arms in
the back of Rodrick’s van. But halfway to the vet
the pig started making weird sounds.

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I told Rodrick to pull over, but by the time he
did it was already too late.

Now there was a giant, gooey, orange-and-yellow
puddle on the floor of Rodrick’s van. And I’m
pretty sure I’ ll never be able to look at candy
corn the same way again.

Rodrick said it was my fault for making the pig
sick, so it was MY job to clean it up. Then he
handed me a roll of paper towels and told me to
get to work.
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Even though the puddle was candy corn, it didn’t
SMELL like it. I tried mopping it up while
holding my breath, but it was hopeless.
Finally I couldn’t take it anymore and realized I
was gonna get sick MYSELF. Fortunately, I was
able to get out of the van in time.
UNFORTUNATELY, the lady whose yard we
were parked in front of was outside raking leaves
and saw the whole thing.

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I guess she thought we were a couple of bad kids
and this was some kind of juvenile prank, because
she said she was calling the COPS.
So I got back in the van and we peeled out of
there as fast as we could and turned on to the
highway. But we didn’t get far.

Luckily, I was able to explain everything to the
police officer, but he didn’t seem to want to hear
all the details.

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Just after the cop drove away, Mom spotted
Rodrick’s van on the highway and pulled in behind us.
And I guess the pig hadn’t totally emptied out yet,
because it coughed up one last puddle of candy corn.

Tuesday
Last night when we got home, Mom said she
wasn’t mad at me, she was DISAPPOINTED.
And when it comes to Mom, that’s even WORSE.
She said she’s disturbed by my “pattern of
deception,” and that between the incident at
Maddox’s house and what happened with the
pig, she didn’t feel like I could be trusted. I
explained for the millionth time that the Lego
thing was just a misunderstanding, but she’d
obviously already made up her mind about that one.
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The last time we had a conversation like this was
when I was in the fourth grade, and I’ll admit
I totally deserved a punishment that time around.
It actually started with something kind of small.
Mom used to pack my lunch every morning, and
I’d always eat my sandwich and snack but toss
whatever fruit she’d put in there.

Mom figured out I wasn’t eating my fruit, so one
day she put an apple in my lunch and made me
promise to bring the core home to prove I’d eaten
it. She said if I DIDN’ T, she wouldn’t pack a
snack for me anymore.
At lunch I forgot all about my promise, and I
threw my fruit away like usual.
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And when I got home, Mom asked me where my
apple core was.

I probably should’ve just come clean, but for some
reason I made up a lie. I told her that on the
way to school that morning, a bully grabbed me
and stole my apple.

It was a pretty desperate move on my part, but
I was worried Mom wasn’t gonna give me a snack
the next day if I told her the truth.
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I thought my story was so lame that Mom would
see right through it. But she wanted to know
more about this bully, so I really let it rip.
I told her the kid’s name was Curtis Litz and
that he was a foot taller than me, with a
unibrow, and a mole on his chin. I figured if
Mom was looking for DETAILS, I wasn’t gonna
disappoint her.

Mom said she could step in, but this was a good
opportunity for me to learn how to settle a
conflict on my OWN.
So that night she brought me a pen and paper
and had me write Curtis a letter, which I did.
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I probably should’ve just ended it right then.
But I wrote a fake letter to myself from Curtis
instead. And to make sure Mom could see how
BAD this kid was, I added a rude drawing at
the end.

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Well, I guess I took it too far, because the
next day Mom came to school with that letter,
demanding to speak to Curtis Litz.

The secretary told Mom there was no student
named Curtis Litz at the school, and when Mom
asked me about him I said he must be homeschooled.
After that I got kind of nervous, and for the
next two weeks I had Rowley eat my apple at
lunch and give me the core.

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Mom seemed to forget all about it until we sat a
row behind the Bartlemans at church one weekend.
Their fifth-grade son, Tevin, looked just like my
description of Curtis Litz, and he caught Mom’s eye.
Mom told Tevin’s parents they’re raising a rotten
kid and that they owed her some apples. I felt
pretty bad, because Tevin Bartleman is a nice
kid and his family volunteers at the soup kitchen
downtown every Saturday morning.

Later on in the year Mom joined the Fundraising
Committee, which was headed up by Mrs.
Bartleman. It didn’t take long for Mom to figure
things out from there, and I lost TV privileges
for a whole month as punishment.
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But I actually ended up getting a DOUBLE
punishment, because for the rest of that year,
every time Tevin saw me in the hallway, he really
let me have it.

Last night Mom decided that my punishment for
lying was for me to take THREE chores out of
the Grab Bag every day this week.
Unfortunately, she already cleared out all of
Rodrick’s slips of paper, which means there’s no
chance I’ll get an easy one.

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When we wrapped up our conversation last night,
Mom said I’m a smart kid with a good imagination,
but I just need to DO something with it.
Listen, I’m not proud of myself for lying, but
trust me, I’m not the ONLY one in this family
who bends the truth.
I’ve heard grown-ups lie ten times a week, but if
you ask me I’ll bet it’s even MORE than that.
The first time I remember Mom telling me a lie
was when I was about three years old and she
had me try broccoli.

And Mom doesn’t seem to have any problem lying
to MANNY, either.

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Last December, when Mom put the gingerbread
house out on the kitchen table, she told Manny
not to touch it until Christmas or it would turn
into a million spiders, which is kind of a crazy
thing to tell a little kid. But it backfired when
Manny fumigated the gingerbread house with a can
of bug spray.

Dad’s a pretty honest guy in general, but even
HE fibs when it’s convenient for him.
Dad used to HATE it when the ice cream truck
came through our neighborhood, because me and
Rodrick would always start begging him for money
as soon as we heard the music.
So Dad told us the ice cream truck only plays
music when they’re OUT of ice cream.
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I actually think lying might be inherited, because
GRANDPA does it, too. But he should’ve gotten
his stories straight with Dad, because Grandpa used
to say the ice cream truck driver was a clown who
spanked children he caught roaming around outside.

I’m kind of embarrassed to say that when Grandpa
first told me that, I actually BELIEVED him.
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So I felt like it was my responsibility to get the
word out to OTHER kids in the neighborhood.

I’ve learned not to trust the grown-ups in our
family, but nobody’s done more to mess with my
head than RODRICK.
The first lie I can remember him telling me was
that if your belly button got untied, your BUTT
would fall off.
I made sure my preschool classmates knew about
that, which caused a big stir at school.
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Right around this same time Rodrick told me that
the outer ring of the toilet seat was only used by
girls, and that guys are supposed to lift the seat
no matter WHAT.
I believed him, and if I hadn’t accidentally left the
door unlocked one night, I might’ve gone on using
the toilet the wrong way for the rest of my life.

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Sometimes Rodrick told me things that got me in
BIG trouble. When I was in second grade he said
that if a person wears camouflage, they’re actually
INVISIBLE to everyone else.
That one got me banned from the town pool for
the rest of the summer.

A lot of Rodrick’s lies ended up costing me
MONEY, too. One year Rodrick told me that if
I dug a hole and put all my birthday money in it,
a tree would grow and I could get cash from it
whenever I WANTED.
That seemed like a pretty sweet deal to ME.
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So I did what he said, and I even watered it
twice a day. But when I told Mom my Money Tree
wasn’t growing, she got a shovel and dug up the
hole, which was EMPTY.
I’m glad Mom stepped in when she did, because
in another day or two all of my birthday money
would’ve been spent on bubble gum and comic books.

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Sometimes Rodrick just took my money outright.
Once, when I lost one of my baby teeth, I
put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. But
when I went to see if she left me fifty cents,
I found a note that I’m pretty sure Rodrick
wrote himself.

Rodrick told me the tooth fairy was only ONE
of the fairies that comes in the middle of the
night and gives money. He said there was an
arm fairy and a leg fairy and a bunch of other
ones, too.
Rodrick said that when you get older your child
arms and legs fall off, and when they do, you put
them under your pillow and get money.
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He said after THAT, your adult limbs start
growing in, but sometimes a kid’s arms or legs get
loose and the adult ones come in early.

I was TERRIFIED that was gonna happen to
ME, so I checked every night to make sure my
arms and legs were on tight.
Rodrick was always coming up with ways to scare
me. Back when our basement wasn’t finished, there
were open gaps under the stair treads.
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Rodrick said if I went up the stairs too slow, a
monster would grab my ankle. From then on, I
started taking the stairs two at a time.

After I got good at THAT, I tried taking the
stairs THREE at a time. But I guess that was a
little too ambitious.

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Eventually we finished the basement and the
gaps were covered up with wood. But GRAMMA’S
basement is still unfinished, and before I go down
there I usually make sure everything’s all clear first.

Another thing Rodrick said to scare me was
that if I burped indoors, the ghost of George
Washington would haunt me. I have no idea how
he came up with THAT one, but it still makes me
think twice before opening a can of soda.

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Sometimes Rodrick would tell me something that
actually COULD be true, and that’s when things
got confusing.
He told me once that if a person sleeps with their
mouth open they’ll eat an average of five spiders
a night, which is kind of believable if you think
about it.

Another time Rodrick told me that it’s dangerous
to wake someone up when they’re sleepwalking. I
thought there could be a chance he was actually
telling the truth, because I’m pretty sure I
heard that one somewhere else.
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But then a few nights later I caught Rodrick
eating an ice cream sandwich that was supposed to
be MINE and I realized it was just another one
of his dirty tricks.

I’ve been lied to so much over the years, it could
take me the rest of my life to figure out what’s
true and what’s not.
In the meantime, I’m not taking any chances.

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Thursday
Mom’s only been going to school for a few days
now, but she’s acting like a COMPLETELY
different person. When she gets home at night,
she’s always in a good mood. She doesn’t even get
mad if I haven’t finished my chores.

Mom says she’s happy because she’s being challenged
at school, and the rest of us should try learning
new things, too.
But I have a theory when it comes to this sort
of thing. I figure your brain only has so much
space in it, and by the time you’re eight or nine
years old, it’s all filled up.
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So if you want to learn something new after
THAT, you have to make room by getting rid of
something OLD.

I figure that’s why school gets harder the further
you go. Every time new information comes in, your
brain automatically clears out something ELSE to
make space.
To prove my point, ever since I learned about
photosynthesis in Science, I haven’t been able to
remember how to do long division.

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I just wish you could CHOOSE what your brain
gets rid of. I’ve completely forgotten the cheat
codes for Twisted Wizard, but I still have a really
clear memory of the time I scared Dad when he
came out of the shower.
And believe me, I’d pay good money to wipe
THAT image from my memory bank.

Mom says me and Rodrick need to start thinking
about what we want to do when we grow up and
start planning for the future NOW. She says
when you’re a kid you should do as many things as
you can to find out what you like so that later
you’ll know what to focus on.
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I already KNOW what I want to do for my
career. I’m planning on being a video game
tester when I grow up. The way I see it, I’ve
been training for that job ever since I was old
enough to hold a controller in my hands.
But whenever I tell Mom my plan, she doesn’t
seem excited about it.

Mom says I should set my sights HIGHER and
become an engineer or a doctor or something like
that. She says if I just play video games all day
and don’t take school seriously, I’m gonna end
up being a garbage collector.
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First of all, the only doctor I know is our
pediatrician, Dr. Higgins, and I can’t see myself
spending the rest of my life suctioning mucus out
of little kids’ noses.
And second, being a garbage collector seems like
a pretty sweet deal to ME. The guys who collect
our trash get to be outside every day and crank
their music up really loud. So if the video game
tester thing doesn’t work out for me, garbage
collector seems like a good fallback plan.

When I was little, Mom always told me I could be
anything I wanted when I grew up.
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I didn’t find out until later on that she was
just talking about JOBS. I thought I could
literally be ANYTHING.

Mom’s always saying we have a lot of brains in
our family, and that one of my great-greatgreat aunts helped invent a cure for a disease
way back when.

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But trust me, we’ve got a lot of real DUMMIES
in our family, too. Just last week my uncle Gary
cut down a big branch that was overhanging his
driveway, and he ended up breaking his collarbone.

With people like Uncle Gary in my gene pool, it’s
a miracle I can even tie my own shoes. But Mom’s
always saying I can do great things if I put
my mind to it.
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Albert Sandy says human beings only use 80% of
our brains, and if we can tap into the OTHER
20%, we can do amazing things.

If I’m the one who figures out how to tap into
that extra 20%, though, I’m keeping that
knowledge to myself. Because if you have all these
people going around using their brains at full
capacity, it’s gonna be totally bananas.

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Wednesday
Mom’s been trying to get Rodrick excited about
college, and said it’s time for him to get serious
about looking into schools.
But Rodrick’s still convinced his band is gonna
make it big and that college is just a waste of
time for a guy like him. I think Mom’s starting
to get a little worried, because now she’s making
Rodrick research colleges for a half hour a day
instead of doing chores.

Rodrick wrote to a handful of schools to ask for
their brochures, and Mom got all excited when
they came in the mail. But most of the colleges
were for DOGS, which either Rodrick didn’t
notice or he thinks those might be the only
schools he has a chance of getting into.
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Since Mom can’t get Rodrick interested in college,
she’s turned her attention to ME. On Monday,
Mom took me to her school so I could see what
the campus was like, and I have to admit it was
actually kind of cool.

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Mom said that in college you can study anything
you WANT, and all you need to succeed is a
“curious mind.” She told me that, while she went
to her class, I should explore the campus so I
could get a sense of what it’s like for students.
I walked around for a while, but I felt like I
didn’t belong there.

Eventually I went to the library and just waited
for Mom to be finished with her class.
I started doing my homework, but I could tell
that all the college kids were wondering what some
middle schooler was doing in their library.
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That’s when I remembered hearing about a girl
my age who’s so smart, she’s already in medical
school studying to be a doctor. I figured if I
made myself look really smart, I’d look like I
BELONGED there.
So I grabbed a stack of thick books about
psychology off the nearest shelf and pretended I
was really into them.

A few minutes later, a girl pulled up a chair and
started talking to me.

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The girl said I looked smart and she wanted
to know if I’d be willing to tutor her for her
Psychology test she had later in the week.
Now, I don’t know the first thing about
psychology, but I realized an opportunity like
THIS only comes up once in a lifetime. I told her
I was kind of busy at the moment, but I’d be
willing to tutor her the NEXT day.
When Mom came back from class, I used her
library card to check out every book on psychology
I could find. And that night I studied like I’ve
never studied before.

When the next day rolled around, I was READY.
I asked Mom if she’d take me back to her college,
and she seemed thrilled.
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I spent two hours helping that girl prepare for
her test, and by the time we were done, I knew
she’d get a good grade. But then this big guy
came by who was apparently her BOYFRIEND.
And believe me, if I’d known there was a
boyfriend involved I wouldn’t have killed myself
learning a bunch of useless information.

If this is the kind of thing I can expect in
college, I’m gonna have to PASS. And by the
way, I was right about what happens when you
learn new stuff. I had a test on world capitals
today, and I couldn’t remember a single one.

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Monday
All anyone at school can talk about these days is
Mariana Mendoza’s Halloween party, which is this
coming Friday. But it’s a little annoying for me,
because I won’t be getting an invitation.
Mariana’s parties are kind of legendary because her
parents don’t care WHAT goes on, as long as it
stays in the basement.

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Last year’s party got TOTALLY out of control.
It started OFF in the basement, but so many
people showed up that it spilled out into the
yard, and the cops came to shut it down. And
that’s a pretty big deal for a middle school party.

This year, Mariana’s parents said she has to keep
it SMALL, so she’s only inviting people who are
in the school band with her. That’s bad news for
kids like me who were hoping to get invited this
time around.
Rowley’s gonna get invited, though, because he’s
in the band. But believe me, if he goes to a party
like THAT, he’s gonna be in over his head.
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I was thinking about this at school today when
I had a genius idea. If I join the BAND, I
can get invited to Mariana’s party.
Tonight, when I told Mom and Dad I wanted
to join the band, Mom was all for it. She was
really excited I wanted to challenge myself and
try something new. But Dad wasn’t crazy about
the idea.
Dad said instruments are EXPENSIVE, and he
doesn’t think I’ll stick with it. But Mom said
Rodrick stuck with the DRUMS, which I don’t
think really helped my case.

That’s when Dad brought up the PIANO.
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Two years ago, Mom saw me fooling around with
one of those little electronic keyboards at the
mall the week before Christmas. I liked it because
it had all these buttons that made different
sound effects.

I think Mom got a little overly excited that I was
showing interest in a musical instrument, because
on Christmas Eve a truck rolled up to deliver a
full-size piano.

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Judging by Dad’s reaction, I don’t think Mom
checked with him before buying it.
At first I was excited about the piano, but when
I realized it didn’t make laser sounds and stuff
like that, I lost interest real quick.

But Mom wasn’t gonna let me give up so fast. She
hired a lady named Mrs. French to come to the
house and give me private lessons twice a week.

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Mrs. French knew her stuff when it came to the
piano, but I was a TERRIBLE student.
The first problem was Mrs. French’s teaching style.
She’d sit right behind me on the bench and put
her fingers on top of MY fingers. That approach
might work for SOME of Mrs. French’s students,
but it definitely didn’t work for ME.

Then there was the music itself. If I was gonna
play the piano, I wanted to learn cool songs like
the ones you hear on the radio. But Mrs. French
said I had to start with the BASICS, and she
gave me a “Beginner’s Songbook” that looked like
it was older than Mrs. French.
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All the songs in that thing were really corny, and
it was hard for me to get into them.

I felt pretty bad, because Mrs. French gave me
homework every time she visited, but I NEVER
practiced in between lessons. So every time she
came we’d have to start over with the “C-D-E”
song, which must’ve driven her nuts.
Eventually Mrs. French gave up trying to teach
me anything, and she’d just read gossip magazines
while I did my own thing.
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It went on like that for a month or two, but
eventually Mom discovered what was happening and
that was the end of my private lessons.

Now the piano is just a giant piece of furniture
taking up space in the living room. I think Mom
and Dad are still paying that thing off, so I
can kind of understand why Dad’s not eager for
me to try a NEW instrument.
Luckily, Mom had my back. She said maybe the
piano wasn’t the right FIT for me, and that
sometimes the instrument needs to find the
PERSON. She finally convinced him when she said
that kids who play musical instruments do better
at math and go on to get better jobs.
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A half hour later we were at the music store
downtown picking out an instrument.

My number one requirement for an instrument
is that it makes me look COOL. I saw a guy
at Mom’s college strumming a guitar outside the
library, and he DEFINITELY had the right idea.

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Unfortunately, the guitar isn’t one of the
instruments in our middle school band. So I had
to pick something else.
I had my eye on the saxophone at first, because
with that one it’s hard NOT to look cool. I
learned THAT from Declan Vaughn, who practices
his during recess.

But there are WAY too many buttons on that
thing, and I knew I’d never get the hang of it.
Mom suggested I take a look at the French horn,
which SHE used to play as a kid. The French horn
looked cool enough and only had three buttons, so
I figured I could probably handle it.
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The shopkeeper pulled the French horn down off the
hook and handed it to me. But when Dad saw the
price tag, he put the brakes on the whole thing.

Dad said we should RENT instead of buy, because
that would be a whole lot cheaper. But all the
rental instruments were USED.
The kid who played the French horn in the school
band last year was Joshua Ballard, and there was
a chance the rental belonged to HIM.

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Mom and Dad got into an argument in front
of everyone, and it was kind of embarrassing.
Dad said we were spending too much money on
something I’d quit in two weeks, and Mom said he
needed to show more FAITH in me.

Eventually, Dad caved in. But before he swiped
his credit card, he made me promise I’d practice
every night.
This thing better be as easy as it looks. Because
it feels like a lot of trouble to go through just to
get invited to a Halloween party.
Tuesday
When I was picking an instrument, I should’ve
put more thought into it. I was mostly
thinking about IMAGE, but there are OTHER
considerations, too.
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It was a pain in the neck bringing my French
horn to school today, because the CASE weighs
almost as much as the instrument. But when I
saw what Grayden Bundy had to deal with, I
felt OK about my choice.

Everybody says Annabelle Grier is one of the
smartest girls in our grade, and it’s easy to see
why. She plays the piccolo, so she’s not wasting
any energy lugging a heavy instrument around.

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But George Deveney might be even smarter than
HER. He plays the kettledrums, and those are
too big to take home every night, so they stay in
the band room full-time.

Something I never really noticed before is that
most of the kids in the band actually kind of
LOOK like their instruments. I don’t know
if people do that on purpose or if it’s just a
coincidence.

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The great thing about the band is that there are
no tryouts or anything. Basically, if you buy an
instrument and show up, you’re in.
But I wasn’t thinking it all the way through
when I picked my instrument. The French horn
is in the brass section, and almost everyone in the
brass section is a GUY.

The woodwind section is the complete opposite.
It’s all GIRLS except for a handful of guys,
including Rowley. I really wish he’d given me
a heads-up about it, because that information
would’ve been nice to know.
Maybe Rowley didn’t tell me on PURPOSE so I
wouldn’t give him any competition.
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I noticed he sits right next to Mariana Mendoza,
and believe me, that’s no accident.

When class started, Mrs. Graziano told us to
start warming up. That’s when I remembered
that my least favorite sound in the world is kids
practicing their instruments.
But Mrs. Graziano didn’t seem to mind. She’s
retiring this year, so I think she’s already
checked out.

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I sat next to the only other kid who plays the
French horn, Evan Pittman, who looked like
he knew what he was doing. With the way he
moved his fingers around, it seemed a lot more
complicated than I was expecting. But I figured
I might as well give it a shot.
I filled my cheeks with air just like Evan did, and
I blew into the mouthpiece as hard as I could.
But the air didn’t come out where I expected.

As soon as it happened, everyone in the band
just FROZE. Jake McGough started trying to
sniff out who did it, because he’s got a weird
talent for that sort of thing.
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But if there’s one thing you should know about
me, it’s that I have NEVER taken blame for a
fart. I’d even throw my own mother under the
bus, and trust me, I have.

The kids in the band were starting to look my
way. I was really sweating it, because if I was
gonna get invited to Mariana Mendoza’s Halloween
party, my reputation couldn’t take a hit like this.
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Jake McGough was getting closer and closer,
and I knew I was only seconds away from
getting identified.
So I did what I HAD to do, and pinned it on
Grayden Bundy.

I didn’t feel TOO bad, because Grayden has a
reputation for letting it rip in class. So the way
I see it, this was punishment for all the times he
got away with one.

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Thursday
I wish I could go back in time and pick a new
instrument, because this French horn is no joke.
The guy at the music store never mentioned that it’s
a LEFT-handed instrument, and I’m a RIGHTY.
I thought it would be easy with the whole threebutton thing, but my left hand isn’t strong enough
to work it. Plus, the mouthpiece is TINY, and
I can’t get any air through it. So far I haven’t
been able to squeeze out ANYTHING that sounds
like a musical note.

Unfortunately, that doesn’t help me with DAD.
He wants to hear me practicing each night, like I
promised him.
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Luckily, I found some video clips of a high school
girl practicing HER French horn. So those videos
are doing the trick, at least for now.

This whole musical instrument thing might be a big
waste of time, anyway. Mariana didn’t invite the
entire band to her party tomorrow night, just the
WOODWIND section.
That means if you play a brass instrument like me,
you’re out of luck. But then I realized I’ve got
an IN. Rowley’s part of the woodwind section,
and if HE’S going, then I can just tag along.
I can’t just show up with him, though, or I
could get turned away at the door.
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So I figured out a way to make sure that doesn’t
happen. I realized that if I make myself part of
Rowley’s COSTUME, then wherever he goes, I
go, too. That’s how I came up with the idea of us
going as a two-headed monster.
On the walk home from school, I told Rowley all
about my plan.

But Rowley said he wanted to go to the party as
a “nice witch,” and his mom was already working
on his costume.
See, this is EXACTLY why Rowley needs me to
go with him.
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I told Rowley if he went to a party like this
dressed up as a witch, he’d never live it down at
school. I think that made him kind of nervous, so
he said he changed his mind and wanted to do the
two-headed-monster thing I had come up with.
So tonight we got to work making the costume out
of some sheets I found in the linen closet. When
Mom got home from school, I realized I should’ve
asked permission before cutting them up. But she
was really happy me and Rowley were MAKING
something instead of playing video games like we
usually do.

I told her we were making a two-headed-monster
costume, and she thought that was a GREAT
idea for trick-or-treating.
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I told Mom the costume was actually for Mariana
Mendoza’s Halloween party, and as soon as I said
it, I wished I could take it back. Like I said
before, last year’s party was a total blowout, and
EVERYONE in our town heard about it.
But Mom was actually good with the idea. She said
a party was a chance for us to “branch out” and
grow our “friend circle.” She said she’d even be
happy to give us a RIDE.
I’m just relieved she didn’t suggest adding
another head to the costume, because believe me,
that’s EXACTLY the kind of thing she would
think of.

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Halloween
It took a long time to get to Mariana’s house
tonight because the street was full of little kids
trick-or-treating.

I was kind of GLAD we were a little late, because
if we showed up right on time, we’d look like we
were too eager. When we finally got to Mariana’s,
I told Mom thanks for the ride and not to come
back for us until the party ended at 11:00.
But Mom turned off the ignition, got out of the
minivan, and pulled some bags from the back.
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When I asked her what she was doing, she said
she was coming in to introduce herself to Mr. and
Mrs. Mendoza.
I BEGGED Mom not to, but when she decides to
do something, there’s really no stopping her.

She rang the doorbell, but nobody answered. We
could hear loud music coming from the basement, so
Mom opened the door and we all stepped inside.
Mr. and Mrs. Mendoza were on the couch watching
a horror movie, and they didn’t seem too interested
in getting up and chatting with Mom.
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Mom asked if she could go downstairs and check out
the party, and they seemed totally fine with it.

Now I was REALLY nervous. Mom opened the
door to the basement and headed on down, and
all me and Rowley could really do was follow. There
were a lot of kids there already, and they looked
like they were having a blast.

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But when everyone saw Mom, they stopped what
they were doing.
Mom pulled a bunch of homemade Halloween games
out of her bag, and I got a sick feeling in my
stomach. I should’ve known what Mom was up to
when I saw her reading the October edition of
“Family Frolic” magazine last night.

When Mom pulled out her party games, I figured
everyone would just ignore her and go back to
having fun. But then something CRAZY happened.
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A bunch of the girls started HELPING Mom
set up her stuff.

From that point on Mom was running the show.
She invited everyone at the party to play these
corny Halloween games. I thought I might
actually die of embarrassment, but everybody got
into it and seemed to be having a great time.

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I think the person who was having the MOST
fun was Rowley. His favorite game was the one
where you eat a doughnut on a string, and he set
the record with five in thirty seconds.

Once I realized everyone was having a good time,
I relaxed a little. I even played a few games
MYSELF. Me and Rowley took first prize in
Pin the Boo on the Ghost, and I gotta admit
we made a pretty good team.

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In fact, we won a LOT of Mom’s games. The only
one we stunk at was the Mini Pumpkin Toss, but I
guess you can’t be good at EVERYTHING.

After the games were over, somebody turned the
music louder, and the party cranked up a notch.
It was a little hard to pull out my best moves
while I was attached to Rowley, but I still had
some pretty good stuff.

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I gotta say, it was AWESOME. The only kids
who WEREN’T having fun were the handful of
guys who were there. But I wasn’t gonna let a
few sour grapes spoil my good time.

Right when the party was about to hit the
next level, Rowley told me he needed to use the
bathroom. But when we made the costume we didn’t
PLAN for that sort of thing.
There wasn’t a zipper or anything like that, so
the only way to get out of the costume was to
cut it off. Neither one of us was wearing pants
underneath, so THAT wasn’t happening.
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I was pretty annoyed, because earlier in the
evening I had TOLD Rowley to slow down on the
fruit punch, and of course he hadn’t listened.
I decided he was just gonna have to wait until
we got home to deal with it. So I tried to go
back to having fun, but Rowley made it kind of
impossible for me to enjoy myself.

I think Mom figured out what was going on from
the look on Rowley’s face, and she said it was time
for us to “wrap things up” and head home.
Now I was REALLY mad. The party was in full
swing and we had to leave because Rowley needed a
potty break.
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But Mom said it’s better to leave a party when it’s
going strong than when it’s fizzling out. She said
it makes you look COOL, because everybody will
think you have better things to do.
I don’t know what’s better than hanging out
with Mariana Mendoza, but Mom was practically
pushing me up the stairs.
When we drove away, I was pretty miserable. But
Mom was as happy as I’ve ever seen her.

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NOVEMBER

Thursday
All this week, Mariana and her friends have
been saying how great the party was and how
much fun my mom was. I don’t know how to feel
about that, exactly, but I guess I’ll take it as
a compliment.
I’ve kind of lost interest in being in the band,
though, and it’s not JUST because the party’s in
the rearview mirror. Once we got back to school on
Monday, the guys in the woodwind section started
giving me a hard time.

And it’s not just the BIG guys, either. Even
Jake McGough’s gotten in on the act.
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When I told Mom and Dad I was thinking
of quitting the band, Dad said that wasn’t an
option. He said my instrument cost a lot of money,
and that I had to honor my “commitment.”
He said I can’t just quit something because it’s
HARD, and if there’s anything he’s gonna teach
me, it’s PERSEVERANCE.

I could tell Dad wasn’t gonna let it go, so I
promised him I’d keep trying. He seemed pretty
happy with that, and I thought I was off
the hook.
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Then he told me he’s gonna come to the Fall
Concert to cheer me on. I told Dad the concert
is during the school day, so he won’t be ABLE to
come. But Dad said it’s important to him, so he’s
gonna take off work.
Now the pressure’s REALLY on. I’ve been trying
to learn to play this thing ever since, but trust
me, it’s not easy.
I asked Rowley to come over and help me
tonight, because I figured he’s been in the band
for a while and knows a thing or two about
instruments. But every time the two of us are in a
room together, we end up getting distracted.

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Dad was pretty mad, because he said all me and
Rowley do when we’re together is screw around.
So he sent Rowley home and told me to get back
to work. But even that girl in the videos gave up
trying to learn the French horn, so I guess I’m
REALLY on my own.

Wednesday
Today was the day of the big Fall Concert. I never
technically learned how to play my instrument,
but I did figure out how to get BY.
I sit right next to Evan Pittman in band
practice, and he can play his French horn just
fine. I realized if I just piggybacked on him
and PRETENDED I was playing, he could do
the work for BOTH of us.
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So that’s what I’ve been doing for the past two
weeks. And if Mrs. Graziano didn’t notice from
ten feet away, I knew DAD wouldn’t notice from
across the room.

But ten minutes before showtime, Evan was
nowhere to be found. I asked his best friend,
Marcus Perez, where Evan was, and Marcus said
Evan was getting his braces off today and was
going to miss the concert.
I couldn’t BELIEVE Evan would hang me out
to dry like that. I thought the brass section is
supposed to have each other’s BACKS.
When it came time for the band to do warm-ups,
I started to SWEAT.
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I was praying Dad forgot about the Fall Concert,
but then there he was at the stage door.

After the audience took their seats, it was time
to go on stage. Mrs. Graziano led us out in single
file, with the brass section going next to last.
But the woodwinds were right behind us, and that
idiot Jake McGough stepped on the back of my
shoe and gave me a flat tire.

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I had to put my horn down to fix my shoe, and
when I did, the last kid in the woodwind section
went through the stage door and let it shut
behind him.

I tried to open the door, but it was LOCKED,
so I pounded on the window. But everyone was
tuning their instruments and couldn’t hear me.

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The concert was about to start, and all I could
think about was Dad looking at my empty chair.
So I knocked HARDER.
Luckily, Rowley saw me at the window, got up
from his chair, and opened the door. But then
he stepped INSIDE the room and let the door
shut BEHIND him.

Now we were BOTH stuck. I knocked on the
window again, but right at that moment Mrs.
Graziano struck up the band and everyone started
playing. Now it was HOPELESS, because there
was no way anyone was gonna hear me with
George Deveney pounding away on his kettledrums.
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When the clarinet section piped in, Rowley went
into a PANIC. He started playing along with the
rest of the band, which was DEFINITELY not
helping matters.

It was pretty clear it was gonna be up to me
to get us out of there. I tried to pry the door
open by putting my foot on the wall and pulling
on the handle with all my strength. But I guess
my pants couldn’t take the stress.

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I looked in the mirror on the back wall to check
the damage, and there was a five-inch tear down
the middle of my pants. That was really bad news,
because you could see my underwear.

I realized that even if we managed to get the
door back open, I couldn’t go out there with this
giant HOLE in my pants. So I looked around
the room to see if there was anything I could
use to cover up. I found a black binder on Mrs.
Graziano’s desk, and I slipped it down the back
of my pants.

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The binder covered up the hole pretty well, and
from a distance no one would be able to notice. But
it was so STIFF, I couldn’t actually sit DOWN.
So I had to take it out and come up with a
different idea.
Then I thought of a solution. I grabbed a black
marker off Mrs. Graziano’s desk and told Rowley
to color in the part of my underwear that was
showing. That way, no one would even know my
pants ripped.
Unfortunately, that’s right when DAD came
through the door. I don’t know what it looked like
to HIM, but I have a feeling it didn’t look GOOD.

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Thursday
No matter how many times I explained to Dad
what had happened at the Fall Concert, he didn’t
want to hear it. He said me and Rowley were
goofing off when we should’ve been performing
with the band, and that’s all he needed to know.

My punishment is two weeks with no television or
video games, and I’m not allowed to have friends
over after school. The only thing I really CAN
do is practice my French horn, which I guess is
the point.
But practicing that thing stresses me out, and
stress makes me HUNGRY. I usually have a
whole pillowcase full of candy at this time of
year, but since I skipped trick-or-treating to
go to that party, I missed out on the best
part of Halloween.
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I knew there had to be leftover candy somewhere
in the house, because on Halloween night, Dad
told Mom the geese chased all the trick-ortreaters away.

So after school today I looked in all the places
I thought Mom might’ve stashed the candy, but
I came up empty. Now I was REALLY craving
something sweet, but the only thing in the
pantry was a bag of chocolate chips Mom told us
were off-limits.

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I think she’s planning on making chocolate-chip
cookies for the church Bake Fair. But I figured
she’d never notice if just ONE chip went missing.
So I got some scissors and cut a tiny chocolatechip-size hole in the bottom of the bag. Well, one
chocolate chip turned into two, and two turned
into FOUR. Then I kind of just lost my mind.

When I was done, I must’ve eaten at least a
quarter of the bag. I thought there was still a
chance Mom wouldn’t notice, but the hole in the
bag had gotten a lot BIGGER, and I needed to
do something about that.
So I went through the junk drawer to look for
a stapler.
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But before I could USE it, the bottom of the
bag totally gave out.

I stapled the bag shut and recovered as many
chips as I could off the floor. But I kind of
couldn’t help myself, and a lot of them never made
it back into the bag.

Now there was no WAY Mom wasn’t gonna notice.
I was already in enough trouble, and I really
didn’t need to add to my problems. So I called
Rowley for help.
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I told him my situation, and how I needed him to
bring me as many chocolate chips as he could.
Rowley showed up at my front door five minutes
later, and he was all out of breath. He said he
would’ve gotten to my house SOONER, but the
geese were out on our street and he had to cut
through my neighbor’s backyard to steer clear
of them.

I asked Rowley for the chocolate chips, and he
opened his hands. But they were useless because
they were completely MELTED.

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I told Rowley he was gonna have to go back and
get MORE, but he said that was all they had.
He said maybe he could call up Scotty Douglas
down the street to see if HE had any chocolate
chips, and that sounded like a pretty good plan
to me.
But when Rowley picked up the phone, I noticed he
was leaving chocolaty fingerprints EVERYWHERE.

I knew if Dad found ONE of Rowley’s
fingerprints in the kitchen, I was dead. So we
got some paper towels and started wiping down
the whole kitchen.

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When we ran out of paper towels, I went into
the laundry room to get some more. But when I
did, I made a HUGE discovery.
I found Mom’s entire stash of leftover Halloween
candy tucked behind the rolls of paper towels.

There were five unopened bags in there, and it
was ALL stuff I like.

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I figured I’d give Rowley a few packets of
gummy worms for helping me out with the cleanup.
But I couldn’t resist taking the opportunity to
play a little prank on him first.

I thought Rowley would laugh, but he was
TERRIFIED. Even AFTER I showed him the
worm was just a piece of candy, he still couldn’t
get over it.

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That’s when a lightbulb went on over my head.
People LOVE to be scared, and if you’re good
at it, you can make a FORTUNE. It can’t be
that hard, either. I.M. Spooky is filthy rich, and
that guy doesn’t even EXIST.
I heard about these college kids who made a horror
movie, and they only spent a couple hundred bucks
filming it. Then they sold the movie to a big
studio, and now those guys are MILLIONAIRES.

If those guys could do it, so could I. And I
didn’t need hundreds of dollars, either. All I
needed was a couple of bags of gummy worms and
Mom and Dad’s old camcorder.
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I could already see the movie poster in my mind.

And when my movie wins Best Picture, I’ ll be
sure to thank all the little people who helped me
along the way.

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The person who’ll deserve the BIGGEST thanks
is MOM. She’s the one who’s always saying I
should use my imagination and do something
creative, so when I’m a famous director I’ll bet
she’ll be proud.
Before all THAT could happen, though, we needed
to get started making this movie. I told Rowley
my idea to make a film where man-eating worms
terrorize a town, but that seemed to make him
nervous. He said maybe we could switch out the
worms for something less SCARY, like butterflies.

But I told him nobody was gonna pay good money
to see a movie like THAT. I said we could have
some funny parts so it wasn’t JUST scary, and
he seemed to warm up to the idea.
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Rowley wanted to get started filming right then
and there, but I told him we weren’t doing
anything without a SCRIPT. So we went upstairs,
turned on my computer, and got to work.
NIGHT OF THE
NIGHT CRAWLERS
Written by
Greg Heffley
Based on a concept by
Greg Heffley

Rowley said HE wanted to write, too, but I
really didn’t want to share credit on this thing
since it was MY idea. So I told him he could do
the storyboards, which are little drawings that
show how each camera shot is supposed to look.
I figured a good way to start the movie would be
to show a married couple having an ordinary day
BEFORE the worms started attacking.
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EVENING. A man comes home from work
in a good mood, whistling a cheery
tune. He opens the side door and
steps inside the kitchen.

But I ran into a problem right away. I was
planning on directing, and Rowley was our only
actor. That meant we couldn’t really show two
characters on the screen at the same time.
The other problem was that I didn’t want it to
be too obvious that Rowley was playing all the
parts, or people might think our film was lowbudget. So I had to get a little creative.
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HUSBAND
Hi, dear. I am home
from work.
WIFE
Hello, honey. I hope you don’t
mind if I don’t turn around but
I am really concentrating on
doing these dishes.

HUSBAND
That’s OK. I am gonna
go upstairs and take
a shower.
WIFE
Good, I can smell
you from here! (laughs)
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I felt like there was already a little too much
talking, so it was time to get to the action.
UPSTAIRS BATHROOM. The man steps
inside the shower and turns the
water on.
HUSBAND
Oh, man! This shower
is gonna feel GREAT! And
my wife is right about
me stinking.
But then WORMS shoot out of the
showerhead!

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HUSBAND
What the heck? This isn’t
water! It’s WORMS!

But these are no ordinary worms.
They are man-eating NIGHT CRAWLERS!
HUSBAND
Oh, great! These things
are actually EATING me!
Worms come out of the man’s eyes and
nose.

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When Rowley finished that last drawing, he was
white as a ghost. But I reminded him the worms
were just candy, and that calmed him down.

BACK TO THE KITCHEN. The man runs
into the room with a towel around
his waist.
HUSBAND
Honey! Don’t use the
water! It’s -But it’s TOO LATE. The woman is a
skeleton.

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Now I REALLY started to lose Rowley. I had
to remind him this was all make-believe, and we
had a plastic skeleton that we were gonna use for
this scene. But he was practically hyperventilating.

I realized maybe this was a good place to add
some comedy, so I put in a line of dialogue, and
that brought Rowley right back.
HUSBAND
Well, I guess this
means I’m single! (winks)

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After that was taken care of, it was back to the
action. And the next scene was a BIG one.
The man looks outside. The house is
totally surrounded by night crawlers.

HUSBAND
Oh no! I’m surrounded!
I’d better call the COPS!
The man puts the phone to his ear
and dials 911.
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HUSBAND
Hello, is this the police?
I am calling to report...
Wait, WHAT THE -- ?
A worm crawls from the phone into
the man’s ear and out the other one.
HUSBAND
AIIEEEEEEE!(dies)

After I finished writing that scene, I realized
this was taking too much time. Plus, there were
some scenes I hadn’t figured out how to shoot
yet, like the battle between the mayor and the
500-foot King Night Crawler at the end of
the movie.
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Since we weren’t gonna get this whole thing
done in one day, I decided we might as well get
started and shoot the scenes we just wrote.
I found my parents’ camcorder in Mom’s closet,
and luckily there was a film cartridge in the
camera bag. We also borrowed some clothes from
Dad’s closet for Rowley’s first costume, and even
though the pants were a little long, they more or
less fit.
We shot the opening scene, which took about
three times longer than it should’ve because Rowley
had trouble remembering his lines.

After that, it was time to film Rowley as the
guy’s wife.
205

Rowley wasn’t comfortable wearing one of Mom’s
dresses, so we settled on some yoga pants. We
didn’t have a wig, so Rowley wore a hoodie to
cover his head.
It wasn’t exactly like I had imagined it, but
sometimes you have to just keep things moving.

After we wrapped things up in the kitchen,
we went upstairs to film the bathroom scenes.
Rowley didn’t want to get his hair wet, so he
wore a shower cap we found underneath Mom’s
sink. I found Dad’s bathing suit in one of his
dresser drawers, and Rowley put that on and
got in the shower.
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It turns out the shower scene was A LOT
harder to film than I expected. I had to shoot
Rowley from the waist up so you couldn’t see that
he was wearing a bathing suit. Plus, I hadn’t
really thought through how to make it look like
worms were coming out of the shower head, and
nothing I did looked right.
Eventually I settled on just throwing worms at
Rowley’s face. Hopefully it’ll look realistic when it’s
all edited together.

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I couldn’t find where Mom kept her food coloring,
so we had to settle for some ketchup for the
blood. It was a little too thick, but it wasn’t the
worst thing in the world, either.

After we wrapped things up in the bathroom, it
was time to go back down to the kitchen. We shot
the skeleton scene pretty quickly, and the hoodie
added something extra to it.

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At this point it was getting a little late, and I
was worried we weren’t gonna finish shooting our
scenes before my parents got home. So we hurried
outside and got to work spreading the gummy
worms around the yard.

But I wasn’t satisfied with how this scene was
coming out. There just weren’t enough worms to
make it look scary.

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I decided we were gonna have to dip into the
other bag of gummy worms to make the scene
work. But when I opened the door to the
laundry room, I got a nasty surprise.

I was trying to figure out what to do with
the pig when I heard Rowley screaming in the
kitchen. So I ran out to see what was wrong.

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A bunch of geese were going to TOWN on our
gummy worms, so I opened the door to try to
scare them off. But they wouldn’t budge.

Once the geese finished off the gummy worms,
they wanted MORE. I closed the door, and me
and Rowley hid under the kitchen table to try to
figure out our next move.

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I told Rowley the only thing geese are scared
of are other ANIMALS. But before I could say
another word, Rowley was at the window with
Manny’s See-and-Talk.

Now the geese were pecking at the windows, and
I was scared that if we didn’t do something,
they might actually break IN. That’s when I
remembered that the last time Rodrick went trickor-treating, he wore this awful wolf mask, which
was still down in the basement.

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I figured if ANYTHING was gonna scare these
geese off, it was THAT.
Me and Rowley ran down to the furnace room to
find the mask. The old Halloween costumes were
in a box on the fourth shelf, so it was a two-man
job to get it down.
I got up on Rowley’s shoulders and reached for
the box, but when I DID I knocked a snow
globe off the shelf. And when THAT happened,
the WITCH went off.

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I grabbed on to the shelf, and the whole storage
unit came crashing down.

When the dust settled, we were both lucky to
be ALIVE. Once Rowley got free, he shot out
of the basement so fast, I think he might’ve
actually taken the stairs FOUR at a time.
And once he got out of the house, Rowley didn’t
STOP. He climbed halfway up the big tree on the
side of the house, and that’s where I found him,
babbling nonsense.
I tried to talk him into coming down, but he
wouldn’t budge. So I got a tennis racket and
some balls and tried to KNOCK him down, but
that only made him climb HIGHER.
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Unfortunately for me, that’s the moment Dad
came home.

Wednesday
It’s been a pretty crazy couple of weeks since me
and Rowley made our movie. I’ve been too busy to
keep up with my journal, because Dad has had me
working in the furnace room every night sorting
through all the stuff that fell off the shelves.
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I tried explaining to Dad that we were just
making a movie and things got out of hand, but it
was like talking to a wall. I thought Mom would
be a little more understanding, but it turns out
the tape in the camcorder was of Manny taking
his first steps, and we recorded right over it.

So I’m stuck cleaning up this mess in the furnace
room, and meanwhile, Rowley is drinking in
his newfound fame. A news crew came out and
recorded the moment when the fire department
got him down out of the tree, and the footage of
the “dramatic rescue” spread like crazy.
Rowley hasn’t even been back to school, because
every morning talk show wants a piece of him.
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What’s really annoying is that in all these
interviews, Rowley hasn’t mentioned my name
ONCE, even though I’m the one who MADE him
famous. But these days he pretty much acts like
the world revolves around him.
I guess that’s what fame does to a person. All
I can say is, you’d never see ME making a fool
out of myself just to get a cheap laugh from the
people watching at home.

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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Thanks to all the Wimpy Kid fans for encouraging me to write about
Greg Heffley and his crazy family. Thanks to my own crazy and
wonderful family for doing the same.
Thanks to Charlie Kochman for sitting by my side and encouraging
me to dig deep and write the best books I can. Thanks to everyone at
Abrams, especially Michael Jacobs, Jason Wells, Veronica Wasserman,
Chad W. Beckerman, Susan Van Metre, Robby Imfeld, Alison Gervais,
Elisa Garcia, Samantha Hoback, Kim Ku, and Michael Clark.
Thanks to Shaelyn Germain and Anna Cesary for all of the support
and hard work. Thanks to Deb Sundin and the staff at An Unlikely
Story for making book lovers happy every day.
Thanks to Rich Carr and Andrea Lucey for your support and
friendship. Thanks to Paul Sennott and Ike Williams for your
invaluable advice.
Thanks to Jess Brallier for cheering me on year after year. Thanks to
everyone at Poptropica for your support and inspiration.
Thanks to Sylvie Rabineau and Keith Fleer for helping me navigate
the film and TV world. Thanks to everyone in Hollywood who is
working to bring new Wimpy Kid stories to life, including Nina
Jacobson, Brad Simpson, David Bowers, Elizabeth Gabler, Roland
Poindexter, Ralph Milero, and Vanessa Morrison.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Jeff Kinney is a #1 New York Times bestselling author and a six-time
Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Award winner for Favorite Book. Jeff has
been named one of Time magazine’s 100 Most Influential People in
the World. He is also the creator of Poptropica, which was named
one of Time magazine’s 50 Best Websites. He spent his childhood in
the Washington, D.C., area and moved to New England in 1995. Jeff
lives with his wife and two sons in Massachusetts, where they own
a bookstore, An Unlikely Story.

The pressure’s really piling up
on Greg Heffley. His mom thinks
video games are turning his
brain to mush, so she wants her
son to put down the controller
and explore his “creative side.”
As if that’s not scary enough,
Halloween is just around the
corner and the frights are coming
at Greg from every angle.
When he discovers a bag of gummy worms, it sparks an idea.
Can Greg get his mom off his back by making a movie . . . and will
he become rich and famous in the process? Or will doubling down
on this plan just double Greg’s troubles?

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